ST. CLOUD, Minn. - There’s nothing like $4 gas to make drivers pay attention to the numbers on the pump. And more of those eagle-eyed drivers are calling Minnesota’s Department of Commerce to report suspicions that they’re not getting as much gas as they’re paying for.

-Star Tribune

I’m well aware that my food comes to me via gasoline, but that doesn’t mean I don’t relish every friggin month I don’t have a car payment, every month I don’t have an insurance payment, and every dog damn day I don’t have to worry about how much gas is in my nonexistent car.